The things i want for my birthday

The 3rd of May will be my 16th birthday :D:D
And... as always people are asking me what i want to have..
But i don't have an answer!!! I don't know what they can give me..
Although there are some things... the only things is that they can't give me that!! Or of some they can, but it's far too expensive, or not something to give for a birthday.. A way to being an adult, so my wishes are more grown-up too, is that a problem??
What do i want for my 16th birthday??

- I want two men. No, not in that way... I want the men, that me and my friends call CP and HB (that's shorter and in HB's case something we know how to say), jumping out of a birthday cake for me.... :D
- I want two girls. Also not in that way... Having them here would be such a lot bigger present than the men. And if they would like to jump out of a cake, DO THAT!!!! (This was a silent hint :) )
- I want peace in the world. And not even peace... No, i want equality between men and women, food enough everywhere, bright drinking water, money for everybody, no climate problems any more, no racism, no discrimination, no fighting, no killing, no diseases, medicines... All together, i want it to be as people describe heaven haha
- I want holiday. And that's something i have already then hihi, and it's over then too... My birthday is the last sunday of the holiday, and luckily we have two days after that (because two kind of national days for which we normally aren't free but this year we are (4 may, remembering the dutch soldiers fallen in wars, 5 may celebrating freedom (originally all because of WWII)))
- I want understanding... Understanding between people in the world, but i also want it just at home.. I want my parens stop talking about the way i say things and the way they see things that i don't mean. They only see it when my brother and i are having a discussion about our destination for summer, but they don't see that i immediately stopped calling Sweden or Norway as countries for a summerholiday. They don't see my enthusiasm about all countries they called, except for Finland and Italy (what i said that i didn't prefer them as my holiday (reason 1: the languages)), they only see me "pushing" for my own things. And that is just NOT true!! Of course i wanted to Irún to visit the Spanish, but my brother was sure he didn't want Spain, so i stopped. And now we are going to Spain, the plan is to drive THROUGH that city, and NOT to stop there!!! That's like driving to Stockholm and skipping Gullringen... Like Bøkko who looses from a stupid dutch in the last 10 meters of the race... Like a 5.4 at your list of notes because of which you are not allowed to go to the next year... (And a bit like going to Italy when you're learning French and Spanish, the only thing for me that is against Italy haha)

That's what i want for my birthday...
10 Nights sleeping (as the dutch children are counting) and we will see what comes true....

Birthdays are healthy, the more you have, the older you will be!! Marloes <3